"If only I, could sell myself, the way that even, I would buy..."
In the wake of the airbrushed poster debacle - and incidentally www.mydavidcameron.com is now claiming to be the UK's most visited politics site, with more than 500 posters submitted - news is out that the Tories are advertising for a "Brand Communications Manager" to sell Brand Cameron to an unsuspecting British public.
The new recruit will join a Brand Communications Team, reporting to someone with "overall responsibility for brand management" and her deputy.
The job advert doesn't make clear quite how many eager young Tory tots make up the rest of the team, but tells us the Brand Communications team is responsible for above-the-line advertising, design, online creative content and "experiential activity", whatever that may be. Watch out for The David Cameron Experience* coming to a town near you!
*Poster to appear on mydavidcameron.com very soon no doubt. Beyond my technical skills.