I got a text from my sister at the weekend, as follows:
"Just been 2 London 4 the evening.
At the Mall, Martin said 'the most important lady in England lives down there'.
Oliver said 'do you mean Auntie Kerry?'"
That's my boy! (He's six). I used to be a councillor in a ward where two other nephews lived, and they used to tell people that Auntie Kerry 'ruled' their estate.