Nice little quote from the Tory leader of Hammersmith and Fulham council:
"My mates are in the Shadow Cabinet, waiting to get those [ministerial] boxes, being terribly excited. I went to university with them, they haven't run a piss-up in a brewery".
Slightly unfair on the Bullingdon boys to bring breweries into it. We all know their preferred tipple in their uni days was champers.