Shocking behaviour by two Tory grandees in the Members tearoom yesterday. One was seen to waltz in there, grab a slice of meat from the buffet with his bare hands, stuff it into his mouth and waltz off again. Another - a knight of the realm no less! - slapped a shocked female Labour MP firmly on her bottom in full view of other members.
Perhaps their excitement over the collapse of Cameron's "cast-iron guarantee" on Lisbon has gone to their heads. It's like Lord of the Flies in the Tory ranks - and fairly obviously who Piggy is!