Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Be my head

Gordon also got asked today for assurances that he would not be engaging the services of Pretty Little Head to find out what makes women tick. (Of course he's got rather more women in his parliamentary party to ask than Cameron has).

My researcher and I are thinking of setting up a rival firm, 'Talking to Totty'. Our first target client would be Nicholas Soames, who walked past one of my Labour colleagues a while ago and remarked to his male companion, "Fine filly, that!"

"Talking to Totty: Find Out What Fillies Really Think!" What do you reckon?

3 comments:

bristle said...

Fillies think?!

Now there's a rum idea...

O_o

Alice Dale said...

After reading their website I think the only thing Pretty Little Head can make a claim to is knowing how to sell themselves to companies run by men. I genuinely do not mean this to be taken in a prostitute sense! I just mean that women would never hire a company that comes up with some of the tosh PLH have come up with ...

Kerry said...

Someone has emailed me with this extract from their website: “The feminine capacity for empathy will not accommodate an ‘I win-you lose’ approach to life. If another person feels bad, the feminine response is to feel bad too, and then everyone loses.”

Yup, that's exactly how I felt when I saw Cameron and Osbourne's faces at PMQs today. My heart went out to them.